Why K-Pop?

I've been thinking of other reasons why I've been keeping on patronizing K-Pop other than its songs, MVs and choreography. Until I saw this old fanvid of Rainbow Hyunyoung.

Why K-Pop? This IS why.

HEART2HEART is new fap material

No. This ain't a FwhoreMinute 4minute song. No HyunA-is-a-slut bashing too, mmkay

Thought this was a joke, but I guess Lance Bass was serious about it.

Four words: WHAT.THE.FUCK.AMERICA

But srsly, did they use BB cream before the shoot?

Hwayoung leaves T-ara feat. her mouth can finally rest

Following some of the best shitstorms of K-Pop during the past month, rumors of internal conflict within T-ara have been brewed up care-of Korean entertainment columnists and insiders. Not to mention fuckloads of gratitude to all of local and international fans and antifans for fanning the flames regarding the controversy with their well-thought assumptions

In light of that, member Hwayoung has been on the center stage for apparently being the primary figure of everything crashing and burning among CCM, KKS, and the group.

credits to AKFG

Haven't posted in ages and fangirls are giving me a boner

Just wanted to say that I'm still alive. Got nothing special to post, in fact. Just pics of a day in the life of K-Pop
But, please,

SOMEONE PUT A CAP ON THESE BITCHES

K-Pop Noses

I recently discovered BEAST's endorsement of a brand called Beatoy. For pinoyfag readers, it does sound like this guy, but ofc you know it's not this:

Yep, not this

So anyway, I got to see Kikwang's photo and...

SRSLY, WHAT A FUCKING HUGE NOSE

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: Loving U

a little lower, Soyu

MBC Show! Music Core has again provided us their own pre-reocorded MV clone, and this time it's for SISTAR's summer special performance for their latest single entitled Loving U! Also Included in this episode are the Summer Special Remix stage for So Cool and How Dare You (니끼짓 게).

As a fast emerging group, SISTAR has continued to gain its appeal to me ever since their debut last 2010. Thus far, this TV performance exemplified how much SISTAR has progressed as a group--fresh and bubbly through the years. To give reppin' for that, I have my impressions for each member and the corresponding .gifs that you can masturbate to without the hassles of YouTube streaming or video downloading.

So for now, I bring you THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY of SISTAR's Loving U performance: [WARNING: Comes with heavy .gif content!!!]

SISTAR Hyorin to debut in a new group???

Not really. But just to attract readership by using the most provocatively sensationalized title like how allkpop pathetically does, it won't really happen any time soon.

As revealed here by Johnny Noh's Hallyu information central, SISTAR Hyorin opened up about her thoughts on whom she would pick as a member if she were given the chance to start her own idol group. During the recent interview, the Starship Entertainment artist said that Jewelry's Ha Jooyeon (AKA Baby J) would be her number one pick. Aside from their close friendship, Hyorin also added that Jooyeon "got exceptional talent and charm" and that her rapping and dancing skills made her fall in love.

WAIT A MINUTE.

PUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'VE ACTUALLY DREAMED OF THIS

OMG OMG OMG MY HEART!!!

WISH COME TRUE BABY

OH HYORIN. WHAT A DARLING

peas in a pod

SmackJuice (Code Name: Smack Your Face)

Speaking of the conceptual clonedome of K-Pop, it was such an esoteric experience to be able to read another interesting article from the loveliest Anti K-Pop Fan Girl on how to justify how authentic and well-substantiated your oppars' and noonars' mushit videos are. Very highfalutin and euphoric, indeed. That juicy shit is soooo true, so corporeal I could wail and pee in my pants and admit the sin myself. 

...I WAS ONE OF THEM

I think we know why

A recent article from Reader's Digest via Dong-a Ilbo revealed that Seoul ladies are among the top most--YES YOU GOT IT I KNOW YOU WANNA READ THIS--beautiful women in the world.

Below is the English translation from allkpop on the exact article discussing netizen reaction toward such very objectively empirical study:

On a list that ranked the cities with the most beautiful women, Seoul came in on 9th place.

On June 21st, an American travel magazine, ‘Travelers Digest,’ released, a list of the top 10 cities where the most beautiful women live.

The news caught the attention of netizens as they saw Seoul takes the 9th spot.  The magazine said, “Seoul has some of the best nightlife and is filled with a lot of beautiful women, truly the best in all of Asia.  They set the trend for the rest of Asia to follow and are in the forefronts in fashion and music.”

Accompanied with this statement was another citing the music and beauty of some of Korea’s top girl groups including the Wonder Girls and T-ara.

Also, Seoul was the only Asian city that was able to make it on the top 10 list.

Now, hold your horses. We know this means another celebration for the legion of fangirls.

[MV REVIEW] After Scat's Flushback

Christian Fundies: "The Whores of Babylon"

[Pre-publishing note: This Thursday, June 19, would be After School's looming TV comeback as an entire group in almost a year. After that past between Pledis and MNet A.K.A. CCM's broodmother, as a Playboyz, this is a television landmark for the girls and surely I'd be looking forward to their live striptease on Korean national TV. ALSO, this'll be the very first (maxi-)album and performance without Pledis' official top bitch in charge, Park Kahi. This'd be akin to mankind's first step on Mars.]

[PREDICTIONS] Kahi's graduation and what it means

Luckily, I am able to continuously write an article with a succession of days, though I would surely be very busy for the next few again due to school and work.

Nonetheless, Afterschooldaze has recently written an opinion article as regards to After School's absence of a leader since Kahi would officially be exiting the group to follow her dreams of becoming a solo artist even at menopausal stage. Entailing such would be the drastic changes in the girls' positions and (hopefully) exposure.

If Kobe is to basketball & Ronaldo is to football, Kahi is to K-Pop
credits to koreanmodel.tumblr.com

[OPINION] Park Kahi Departure

Not a girl, not yet a woman: Park Kahi graduates (finally)

Late article okay. I don't have to say anything else. This picture speaks a lot of how I've been sedating myself--TO EASE THE PAIN AND AGONY OF NEGLECT. And to think of it, I was screaming all over Facebook up front to other people who couldn't care any less to KPop lest Kahi.

[MV REVIEW] We Became GangBANGED

So here we have another rookie group churned out of the KKS empire of financial desperation: Gangkiz!

"Kim Kwang Soo-ahjussi, make us populerrr--FAST!!! ♥ ♥ ♥"

The group comprises of 7 girls, JiHyun, SooEun, HaeIn, Esther, EunByul, SoMin and HyeJi (not in particular order), and seems like a younger (on a second thought) redo of 7-ara--or soon-to-be 9-ara or T-9r9 or whatever. As much as how their name can be used as another sexual pun, their debut mini is the equivalent of exploited atrocity. Being their promotional song, Gangkiz is here to torment each one of us with their entrant masterpiece, Honey Honey!