K-Pop Noses

I recently discovered BEAST's endorsement of a brand called Beatoy. For pinoyfag readers, it does sound like this guy, but ofc you know it's not this:

Yep, not this

So anyway, I got to see Kikwang's photo and...

SRSLY, WHAT A FUCKING HUGE NOSE

Ace Junior bro here has been one of the male idols I look up to for nicely done hair and abs, but shit's wrong with his face sometimes.

We all know, K-Pop has a huge helping of idols who have Piggy Dolls-size of monumental noses such as Mr. Lee Kikwang's group mate and longtime OTP partner, Thomas the Train:

Bus-faces then train-faces? WTF K-POP?

And speaking of ginormous noses, many of us would initially include Sones' sexiest, hottest powerful dancing diva, Hyoyeon, in our nasal monstrosity A-list. Pre-debut face or not, her nose is pretty large.

I also got to see her on episode 30 of Invincible Youth 2 last June 30. And the following incident has been disturbing me for quite some time:

Hyoyeon inside: Do that again and I'm gonna fucking rip you apart, dyke.

Yes, they all "laughed" at how MC Shinyoung clubbed Hyodog's plasticized muzzle for good, but a non delusional person would easily notice the following:

1. You don't normally react by touching your nose like it's is some delicate plaster when it gets hit.
2. Hyogre seems pretty worried more than REALLY laughing it off.
3. Boom TO Shinyoung: "CUT THE SHIT OUT! YOU DON'T WANT THE PUBLIC TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH ABOUT IDOL NOSES"

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What TRUTH?

Which reminds me again of Korea's Michael Jackson, After School Raina, who's been featured in one AsianJunkie article:

5 stars for cutting off the ad

"Under suspicion" again by fans. Hasn't it been so obvious for like... ever since?

inb4, Playgirlz:

Corrective, I see.

BISH.